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[Instrumental music]

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Hey baby girl. Just in time
to help us with these groceries.

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How was school today?

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It was fine. We didn't really do
anything except take a practice
test for our S.A.T.'s.

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- Oh wow. It's that
time again?
- Mm-hmm.

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I remember mine like
it was yesterday.

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You know I had the
highest score in my class.

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I remember mine, too.

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Once I realized it didn't count
towards my final grade, I just
breezed right through it.

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So, Dad, did you get
high test scores, too?

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Not exactly.

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Once my momma saw my
scores she threatened
me with that belt and I

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breezed right back down to
school to take them tests again.

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And after that, you breezed
to the mailbox to pick up

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that rejection letter from
community college.

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Well I didn't need a
degree to win the lottery.

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Oh, I like that option.

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Okay, yeah. But we're not
gonna bank on your hitting
the lottery, honey.

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You're gonna have to study.

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Oh, I know, Mom.

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That's why I wanted to ask
to see if it was okay if I

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could have a friend come over
and help me study this week.

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Oh, I like that idea.

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As long as it's a real
friend and not some boy

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up in my house actin' like
he need to study.

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I remember them
little dumb jocks.

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I remember them, too, Tony.

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You were one of 'em.

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No, you remember
Cornell, don't you?

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He's the smartest
person in my school.

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He raised the average
for the entire state.

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I'm the one that
can use his help.

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I remember him.

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Uh, the, the nice young
man had a little crush on you?

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Yeah. He's harmless.

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Yeah, I really do
like that idea.

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And you know um,
I can help, too.

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Oh Mom, you don't have to...

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Oh no, don't. No.
I insist, actually.

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You know, we'll have
a really good time.

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We'll make some snacks. We're
going to ace this test girl.

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Okay. Well while y'all are
working on the S.A.T.,

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D.A.D. will be downstairs
taking an N.A.P.

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Okay, well B.Y.E.

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* Woke up and my wife said to me

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* The bill collectors
won't let me be

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* Kids keep talking back to me.

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* Family Time

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* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time

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[Instrumental music]

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[Mumbling]

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That is NOT a foul!

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Donnie, what the hell?

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Did you see that?

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Man, what are
you doing in my house?

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Man, go back to sleep, man!

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I'm watching the game.

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Hey, Lisa!

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Bring me a beer!

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You, you want one?

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Man, you're about to
get your ass whooped.

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Worse than these Clippers?

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Now what do you want?

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And uh, my neighbor signed ford
it but I want you to open it.

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Why do you want me to open it?

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Because if it's something I
don't want I could say I never
got it. Like a Jury Duty Notice.

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Give it to me.

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What the hell is all that for?

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Fingerprints.

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Give me this damn thing.

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[Sighs] All right.

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This letter is to certify
that Donald Dutch McDonald...

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Yeah, never mind. I'm
gonna leave alone.

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Uh, Donald Dutch McDonald is
being the last living family

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member listed on the last
will and testament
of Renaldo Jackson,

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is sole to heir to the estate.

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My man, I'm sorry. It
looks like somebody in
your family passed on.

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Oh, that's my old
step-grandfather.

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Yeah, my grandmother married
this old hustler dude and I
barely remember him.

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Well, he remembers you.

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He left you a grip.

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What's a grip? Five
hundred dollars?

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No, five hundred thousand.

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What? Let me
See that, man!

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Oh! Snap, I'm rich!

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Now wait, wait, there's
still some steps involved.

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See, you still have to
meet with a state attorney to

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make it official but yeah, it
looks like you're good, man.

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And, sorry for your loss.

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What loss, man? I just came
up on five hundred thousand!

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Plus becoming instantly
rich has a way of making
all your sadness go away.

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[Chuckling] Don't worry,
Ton'. I won't forget about

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all the little people that
have helped me on my way up.

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Which way up? You
started from the bottom
and then caught a break.

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I know, I always wanted
to be just like you.

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Look out world! Donnie
Dutch McDonald has made it!

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[Laughing]

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[Instrumental music]

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[Instrumental Music]

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I cannot believe that boy
came up on five hundred
thousand dollars.

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His grandfather just died, Tony.

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He ain't really know him.

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It was his step-granddaddy.
Okay, look. I'm just
concerned about him.

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Why? It's not your money.

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Yeah, but I don't think Donnie's
the type of brother that can
handle all that type of cash.

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I'm just saying.

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Do I detect a smidgeon of hate?

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Smidge?

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No, I would just hate to
see him blow all that money.

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Hey, hey, hey! Those snacks
are for the kids, Tony.

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Oh please. Them kids don't kick
in. I should kick 'em out.

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Shut up! I just want to
make sure that they have the
perfect study environment.

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Seriously. The slightest
thing that's off could
really be a distraction.

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Mm hm.

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I know what this is.

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Boy's momma must be
dropping him off.

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Yeah.

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She sure is.

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And Cornell is the smartest
boy in the class. I want
to make sure his mother

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knows we are just as serious
about Ebony's education.

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Well, I know that boy has
a crush on her, so it's up to

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you to keep eyes on them so I
ain't gotta put hands on him.

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Oh, Tony.

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[Knocking]

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Okay.

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- Hello!
- Hi!

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Come on in.

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Thank you.

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I'm Taniesha, Cornell's Mom.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

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Good to meet you, too.

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I'm Lisa, I'm Ebony's Mom,
and this is Tony, my husband.

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- Hi.
- How you doin'?

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You guys have a beautiful home.

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Thank you so much.

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Make yourself at home.

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I'll go grab Ebony.

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- Great.
- Please do.

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I can't wait to meet
the world-famous Ebony.

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Yeah. You know, I'm really just
happy that they get to study

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together, being that they are
both at the top of their class.

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Should make for some
really good test scores.

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Yeah. I'm sure it well.
Cornell loves taking tests.

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I sure do.

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And now I get to share that
experience with Ebony.

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Oh!

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You know, I have to admit I got
the highest S.A.T. scores,

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myself, so I'm hoping some of
that rubbed off on my daughter.

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Hey Cornell.

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Hi, I'm Ebony.

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Hi! You can call
me Miss Taniesha.

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You were right. She's
a good looker, Corn.

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[All] Corn?

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Mom, please refer
to me as Nellie!

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Okay.

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I'm gonna let you
guys get to work. I'll be
downstairs if you need me.

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It was nice to
meet you, Taniesha.

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Nice meeting you, too.

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Mm hm. All right. See
you later, Corn Pops.

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Uh, you know we could actually
go ahead and get started.

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I found a couple of my old
S.A.T. books so we could
do a little trivia later.

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Ebony. Cornell, you
sit right there.

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Wow, it looks like you
guys got it all together.

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I'll just let y'all get
started, and Cornell call

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me. I'll be back to get
you when you're ready.

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Okay, Mom. See you later.

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Oh, no Instaface
while you're studying.

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Okay, Mom.

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Take a puff of your
inhaler if you do trivia.

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You know how that
gets you excited.

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Okay, Mom.

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And no peanuts in
any of your snacks.

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I don't want your face to swell
up like Will Smith in Hitch.

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Mom!

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[Instrumental music]

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Can I help you?

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What the? What?

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[Giggling] Girl!

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Donnie, what the hell is
going on and why are you
dressed like CeeLo Green?

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Donald has requested
that all people call him
simply Donald from now on.

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No, I think I'll just continue
to call him Simple Ass Donnie.

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Listen, Chubby Barkley, I was
in the neighborhood, okay.

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And outside of that, I
just wanted to pop by your

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little shop, see what you
got going in here, man.

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Okay? And as for the
clothes... [Chuckling]

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when you look
good and you feel good,
you become successful.

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And that's when you start
to dress the part, okay?

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It's all a part
of the new Donald.

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Brother, I think you
need to slow down.

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Have you even gotten
your first check yet?

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Oh, don't worry
about my money, Tony.

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Okay? I signed the paperwork
and everything is official.

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Okay? They even gave me the
keys to my step-grandpapa's
bank account.

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Okay, well there's usually
a couple more steps involved
in something like this.

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Oh yeah. They said something
about taxes and estate costs,

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but I don't know
what none of that is,
so it can't be that much.

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Besides, all I did
was buy this new suit.

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Alright, well I
guess it can't be that bad.
I just know how you can get.

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What, me?

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Come on, Ton'. All I want
to do is do something
nice for my friends.

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Which brings me
to my next point.

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I kinda want to invest in
your little business, man.

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Try to help you grow, expand.

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[Laughing]

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I thought I saw a roach.
Sorry about that, brother.

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Well thank you, Donnie,
but uh, my business is
doing great actually.

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Hey man, it could be
doing greater. Okay?

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And with my help, I see
Stallworth Constructions on

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every single corner in the
'hood, like liquor stores. Okay?

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As a matter of fact, how
about you let me take you

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and your little family
to dinner tonight, man?

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Huh? Does that sound good?
Feed your family for ya? Huh?

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- Actually-
- And then! I'll take
care of all of it.

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It's all my treat. Sound good?

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- On you?
- On me.

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Okay. All right. Well that
don't sound bad, man. Where,
where you gonna take us to?

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Chenihana's, Ruth's?

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Oh, no, you're not
ready for that, man.

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I was thinking of
taking you to Lisa's.

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Where is that at?

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On 9321 Escalon Street.

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That's my house.

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I know. I love the food there
better than all of those places.

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Tell you what, little man.

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I'll buy the groceries.

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You get your little wife
to cook it for us.
Sound good?

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Donnie, how is that us
treating us to dinner?

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You know what? You, you
know, fine. I'll take it.

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All right.

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Ladies, let's be out.

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We got a pedicure appointment
we don't want to be late for.

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I'll finally get to see
what it's like to have
rich people feet.

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Take care of yourself, Brother.

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[Instrumental music]

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- Lisa.
- Oh! Get your hand
out of my pocket!

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What are you doing?

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Don't do that!

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You scared me.

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Did I just catch you
being weird again?

240
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No, I was just making sure
they didn't need anything.

241
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,651
Mm hm. That's not
the weird part.

242
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,352
You're standing in the doorway
looking like Malcolm X.

243
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,887
Shh!

244
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,022
I think I just heard
Ebony take her last sip.

245
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:49,990
She needs some water.

246
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,125
Woman, would you
knock it off, now?

247
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,095
I'm sure if they are
thirsty they know how to get
their own water, all right?

248
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,531
You can't just hover over 'em
all day trying to anticipate
what they may want.

249
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,433
You're right. You're right.

250
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,769
Uh oh! Uh oh!

251
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,170
Cornell just broke his pencil.

252
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,204
Will you just knock it off?

253
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,239
- What?
- You are being ridiculous.

254
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,976
Oh, wait a minute.
I think I just heard
Ebony's stomach growl.

255
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,510
I thought I heard
that too, Tony!

256
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,045
[Laughing] Baby, I'm kidding.

257
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,247
Good grief. let them
breathe, please.

258
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,883
I came in here to talk
to you about something.

259
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,817
What?

260
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,085
Donnie wants to
treat us to dinner.

261
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,521
Oh! I love it. Anytime I don't
have to cook is good with me.

262
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,791
What? Where we
going? Chenihana's?

263
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,526
That's the thing. Um, I
made a deal with him.

264
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,728
He buy, you fry.

265
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,863
Oh no. Nope. Out
of the question.

266
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,866
Come on, baby. He likes
your cooking better than
any other place in the city.

267
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,600
Really?

268
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,803
Well you know I,
I do what I can.

269
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,636
Okay, it's fine.

270
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,705
All right.

271
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,940
His assistant already
dropped off the groceries.

272
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,308
Assistant?

273
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,843
I told you that boy didn't
know how to handle money.

274
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,013
He went around spending
money like Floyd Mayweather.

275
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,015
I hope this doesn't
go to his head.

276
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,482
[Instrumental Music]

277
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,452
[Instrumental Music]

278
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,522
Last month, Nick [inaudible]
slapped the hair off somebody.

279
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,491
[Laughing]

280
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:04,564
Good afternoon gentlemen
and peasants.

281
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,800
What a fine day for
some barbershop banter.

282
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,903
And quite possibly a shape up.

283
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:13,040
Donnie, what the hell are you
talking about? And why you
talking like Robin Leech?

284
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,242
Yeah, what is this, Lifestyles
of the Rich and Brainless?

285
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,745
[Laughing]

286
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:24,617
Donald has requested
that all people call him
simply Donald from now on.

287
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,319
Donald?

288
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,923
Uh-uh. His Momma
named him Donnie, I'ma
call him Donnie.

289
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,491
Man, what the hell you got on?

290
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,894
Jacket look like my
Grandmama old couch.

291
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,929
[Laughing]

292
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,231
All you need is the
see-through plastic over it.

293
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,170
Please remove his name from
the charitable gifts list.

294
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,305
Oh, here we go.

295
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,474
Oh, okay, so look.
You rich now?

296
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,177
You gotta a, a
funky fresh jacket.

297
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,545
A beautiful assistant,
you know.

298
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,581
And uh, security.

299
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,449
Uh, Top Flight
security, brother.

300
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,517
Don't forget the Top Flight.

301
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,519
Okay, okay. I see what
you're doing. Okay.

302
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,555
So, uh, I don't know if
you noticed or not, but uh,

303
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:05,592
this shape up gonna hit you
for about three hundred!

304
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,195
[Chuckling] Oh, it's only money.

305
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,164
[Laughing]

306
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,633
Only money?

307
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,537
Ain't this the same brother
that tried to get free haircuts
in exchange for illegal cable?

308
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,806
Yeah, that's him.

309
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,273
[Laughing]

310
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,043
Oh, that's him.
Listen. Tony,

311
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,847
I have been metamorphosized by
my newfound success, okay?

312
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,683
I plan on donating to
my community after I
get off my book tour.

313
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,320
Book tour? Negro, what
are you talking about?

314
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:38,458
It's called, andquot;The Come
Up: A Life Long Quest
to Overnight Successandquot;.

315
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:43,130
You can find it in
bookstores everywhere,
especially Bamazon.

316
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,032
Donnie, you haven't even
gotten your inheritance yet.

317
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,834
Um, how are you
financing all this?

318
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:51,304
Well not that it's any of
your business, because you're
broke, but other than that,

319
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,841
I have, you know, made
some decisions in my life.

320
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,710
I fixed my credit and
now I have A1 credit.

321
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,147
Donnie, I'm telling you,
you need to slow down, man.

322
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,215
You're gonna be just as broke
as you were last week again.

323
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:06,019
Look, I said Donald
has requested...

324
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,722
Okay, listen here Megan
Hood. I'm not doing that.

325
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,994
Donald... or, or Larry,
whatever he call himself now.

326
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,863
Let's call him by his real name.

327
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:16,596
Dummy.

328
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,697
[Laughing]

329
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:23,904
[Chuckling] Go on, guys.
I can laugh at me as well.

330
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,607
I can jest with the
commoners. It's me, Donald.

331
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,010
Listen, gonna do
you guys a solid.

332
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,345
Gonna pay for everybody's
haircut. How's that sound, huh?

333
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,180
Sound good?

334
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,582
Ladies, please make
it precipitate.

335
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,088
Okay.

336
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,490
Door, please.

337
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,594
See you fellas around.

338
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,096
All right.

339
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,163
Hey!

340
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,800
[Instrumental music]

341
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,370
Okay, this one is a word
problem I got online.

342
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,538
Listen up.

343
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,908
Now Johnny has a store that
averages 80 customers per

344
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:04,811
hour and the average customer
spends eleven dollars.

345
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,647
How much would he net at the
end of a twelve-hour day?

346
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,950
Is this a section that we
can use a calculator on?

347
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,185
Nope. You gotta work this
one out in your head.

348
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,420
It's simple.

349
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,122
Eight thousand eight hundred!

350
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,926
Oh! Yeah! That's right,
Cornell! Good job.

351
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:23,263
Uh, do you think we could
work on trigonometrically
based questions?

352
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,266
Oh, I don't think we've
reviewed that section yet,
but yes, we will.

353
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,169
Yeah, Mom. That's the section
that I've been struggling with.

354
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,604
Well, maybe my Mom could help
us. She showed me how to do

355
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,941
them when we worked on them
earlier in the school year.

356
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,943
Your Mom knows trigonomics?

357
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,779
Uh, actually I think
you're referring to
trigonometric functions.

358
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,181
But, yes.

359
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,150
Okay, so then we can
ask her if she can help
us with that section.

360
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,584
I can help!

361
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,419
Oh, no. It's okay,
Mom. His Mom's smart.

362
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,220
Mm hm.

363
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,456
What's that supposed to mean?

364
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,159
I was just saying that if you...

365
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,293
[Knocking]
Oh...

366
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,561
That's probably my Mom.

367
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,398
You know what, we will have a
conversation about this later.

368
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,567
Young lady.

369
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,470
- Hey, Taniesha.
Come on in.
- Thanks.

370
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,372
How's the studying going?

371
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,441
You know, if y'all need
me, I can take off time
at the Waffle Hut.

372
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,343
Oh girl, no. We got it!

373
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,345
We actually need some
help with the math.

374
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,981
Of course.

375
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,984
Just a little warning.
Some of these questions
are hard as hell.

376
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,619
Some of them
impossible, honestly.

377
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,390
You know what they say, if you
don't use it, you lose it.

378
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,158
Well, actually it's
like riding bike.

379
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,527
Oh yeah. You know, that's,
that's kind of what I meant.

380
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,298
You know, math, pedaling.
Bikes. Equations.

381
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,734
Kinda all the same
thing. It's all relative.

382
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,804
Okay, so I was thinking
maybe you and Cornell could

383
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,739
stay for dinner tomorrow
night after we study?

384
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,642
Well, thank you. I think
we can make that happen.

385
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,078
Any time I don't have
to cook, I'm all in!

386
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:49,649
Okay, well that's perfect.
We'll see you then.

387
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,084
Bye Corn Cob.

388
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:55,088
Finally, we're on
nickname basis. See ya
tomorrow, Ebony Eyes.

389
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,190
Oh boy.

390
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,028
(whispering) Bye.

391
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,332
So, I'm not smart, huh?

392
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,266
I was just...

393
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,502
That's how you
feel? I never knew.

394
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,139
Tony, did you hear
anything I just said?

395
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,507
Your daughter basically
called me dumb.

396
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,278
Hey can we talk about this
later please? And can you stop
pacing in front of the T.V.?

397
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,813
I'm trying to binge watch
the Hood Housewives
of Watts.

398
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,517
Well, if I can't vent
to my husband, Tony,
who can I vent to? Really?

399
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,686
You know what?
Never mind. I'll just go
talk to one of my sisters.

400
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,620
No, no, no, no, no!

401
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,688
No, no. Don't get them
over here, please.

402
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,423
I'm all ears. Come here.
Sit down. Sit down.

403
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,059
Now. Did she
say you were dumb?

404
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,227
She insinuated it!

405
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,695
Okay, okay how so?

406
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,098
She said Cornell's mom
was smarter than me.

407
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,932
Maybe she is.

408
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:40,933
I'm just saying.

409
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,835
Maybe she's got like a
Masters or something.

410
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,072
Look, I admit there's a lot
of people smarter than me.

411
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,473
This isn't about you, Tony.

412
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,874
It's about me.

413
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,076
And your ego.

414
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:49,576
What was that?

415
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,543
And Ebony.

416
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,512
It's about you and Ebony.

417
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,081
Mm. I thought that's
what you said.

418
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,115
Mm hm.

419
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,683
Oh, and just a heads-up,
since I'm cooking tonight, I

420
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,886
invited Cornell and his mother
over for dinner tonight.

421
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,690
Okay, so that's five of us, plus
two more. How many is that?

422
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,457
Seven.

423
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,994
See baby, you're smart!
And I'm good-looking.
We make a good team.

424
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,196
Right there with you.

425
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,463
Okay.

426
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,502
[Instrumental music]

427
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,538
I would like to propose a toast.

428
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,242
To a great meal.
Kudos to my cook for

429
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,978
preparing the groceries
that I bought. [Chuckling]

430
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:30,150
To new friends, old
friends and to family.

431
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,785
And I'd like to simply say that
if anybody should have any

432
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:38,125
monetary needs, please don't
hesitate to let my people know.

433
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,460
Cheers!

434
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,261
Well...

435
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,595
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Sorry about that.

436
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,331
Uh, one last announcement.

437
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,566
Okay, my lady friend
and I would like to invite

438
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,770
you to a yachting excursion
this weekend in the marina.

439
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,571
Lady friend?

440
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,573
I thought she was
your assistant.

441
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,674
She's been promoted.

442
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,209
Cheers!

443
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,746
Okay, that's, that's
great. We're all very
happy for you, Donnie.

444
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,814
- But we're here-
- Donald has requested-

445
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,685
Oh baby, you, you ain't gotta do
that no more. You been promoted.

446
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,888
Like I was saying, I just
wanted to wish Ebony and

447
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,991
Cornell good luck on their
S.A.T.'s this weekend.

448
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:16,163
We worked so hard
getting them to a place
of guaranteed success.

449
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:20,767
Yes, and I'd also like to add
I'm very proud of my son.

450
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,572
Who has been encouraging
and supportive as we've
made this journey together.

451
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,408
I don't quite understand.

452
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:32,912
Well, the truth is, I dropped
out of high school.

453
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,448
I had Cornell at
a very early age.

454
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,551
I had to work two jobs
just to support us.

455
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,453
I mean, he could have
went down the wrong path.

456
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,623
But instead, he chose book
smarts instead of street smarts.

457
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,258
Mm.

458
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,527
Good job, Cornflake.

459
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,431
He's my motivation for
me going back to get
my high school diploma.

460
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:55,235
As a matter of fact, I'm proud
to say that Cornell and I will

461
00:18:55,268 --> 00:19:00,373
be getting our diploma
at the same time.

462
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:04,844
Okay, okay. So that explains why
you're so good at trigonometry.

463
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,414
Not to mention, I'm smart.

464
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,283
Hey well, well I will
toast to that.

465
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:10,917
Yes.

466
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,684
Alright? Cheers!

467
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,252
Cheers!

468
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,653
All right, all right!

469
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,655
Can we eat now, please?

470
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,390
[Instrumental music]

471
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,360
[Instrumental music]

472
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,963
Lisa, he already knows!
The girl look just like me!

473
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,870
What you want man, come here
looking like a baked potato?

474
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,972
Enough with the jokes, Ton'.

475
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,474
All right?

476
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,276
I got another one of those
certified letters. You
already know the drill.

477
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,544
I need you to open it.

478
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,246
Man why don't you have one of
your little assistants open it?

479
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,680
I had to let 'em go!

480
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,548
Why?

481
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,816
All they wanted me
for was my money.

482
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,117
They worked for you.

483
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,053
Who cares about those details?

484
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,523
Look man, I just need
you to open this and
maybe I doubled down.

485
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,425
Maybe I got another
relative who died.

486
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,527
I never liked my great
Aunt Tootsie in Atlanta.

487
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,364
Uh, let's see here.

488
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,831
Oh.

489
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367
Oh, damn. You might want
to sit down for this one.

490
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,768
Is it that much money?

491
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,869
Yeah.

492
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,671
Looks like the estate
you inherited has a debt of

493
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,039
four hundred and ninety-five
thousand dollars.

494
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,308
What the hell does that mean?

495
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,510
That means you inherited the
debt of half a million bucks.

496
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,613
Well, four hundred and
ninety-five thousand,
to be exact.

497
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,849
Well, since you holding
it, you inherited it.

498
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,351
I didn't open a thing, brother.

499
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,219
It's not a jury summons, man.

500
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,221
The courts are going to garnish
it before you even see it.

501
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,223
Good news is, you get
to keep the change.

502
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,259
Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

503
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:28,895
Let's see, five hundred thousand
divided by six, if you carry the

504
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,168
That leaves me with five
ththousand dollars, man!ave
a chart for the thing.

505
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:37,136
Yeah.

506
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,173
DamI tried to tell than
you to chill, man.s!

507
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,142
Those are clean suits
though, brother.

508
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:45,378
What uh, what the
hell are you doing?

509
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,315
So, I can return all
these damn suits..

510
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,350
[Laughing]

511
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,552
What the... hey!

512
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,487
What you doin'
with a picture of Lisa?

513
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,889
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